NEW CHRISTMAS COVID CURE ANNOUNCED!
We have some great and important news.
A new Covid cure. ;)
Alcoholic beverages and drinks over 16% could kill 'the virus' outright.
This report is a must-read, not only containing vital information, but clear instructions.
PAPER'S TITLE
Possibility of Disinfection of SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) in Human Respiratory Tract by Controlled Ethanol Vapor Inhalation. Report by Tsumoru Shintake

So remember, enjoy yourself, smile and laugh.
And don't forget to sniff your stiff drinks before swallowing!
...anyone in doubt should also gargle.
May your Christmas be merry, happy and worry free!
Cheers, from all of us at Not On The Beeb!